Ahh, La Sagrada Familia! It's one of the most famous buildings of all time. What you may not have know about it, however, is that it also has an extremely high stabibility rating! Let's start at the very top of the building... The strong, fan-shaped knobs at the end of the towers are wonderfully ridged. That would surely be a plus on your side of the battle. After this, the towers are very long, guaranteed to go straight through even the fattest of enemies. Well, maybe not the fattest, but you could definitely attack someone with quite a bit of fat! This building is a great choice for facial stabbing since it is widespread and strong. Towards the bottom of this wondrous stabbing machine, you'll see many different spikes of various heights and diameters; the perfect icing on the cake. Or, in a more literal sense, the perfect way to conflict as much pain as possible onto your opponent, destroying his spirit as well as minimizing any strength he had left. So I know what you're thinking. This sounds like a perfect 10, right? Well, no sir-ee! Imagine a muscular beast. Now imagine him attacking you. Now, imagine yourself lifting this piece of art and attempting to stab him in the chest, hoping to peirce his heart. The foundation began it's engineering in the late 1800s, which has given it plenty of time to crumble down, making it less and less strong for the stab. The towers on the top of the building are also a bit too thin for my liking. The initial contact of building-to-flesh is one of the most important parts! If this crumbles, that puts your opponent at a huge advantage, and leaves you trying to find a better building!
This, my friends, enemies, and acquaintances, is how I arrived at the rating of an 8.2.
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